The art of giving excuses!

I am a little bit busy today, see you tomorrow buddy!

I won't be able to make there, I have a function at my home tonight!

I am late because of being held by the traffic police while coming!

I didn't come yesterday since I was not feeling well!

I wasn't able to write the answers because the questions were out of syllabus!

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And a countless number of other excuses with which we come up, depending on the demand of the situation.

The human race has been evolving at an enormous pace. A lot of changes are there to be seen with the evolution! Change of mindsets, habits, and in other aspects of life.

But, the entire human race has managed with precision, to carry forward the age-old art of making excuses! 

The intensity, dramatic recitation and emotion with which one makes an excuse decides the magnitude of impact it is going to have!

We start imbibing this ancient art right from our childhood just by mere observation of the grownups! The seed thus sown, blossoms with passing time. 

A conducive environment (talking of friends😂) accelerates the growth of this art and most of us emerge as the masters in this domain!

Albeit, a few of us fail to acquire even the limited working proficiency and these are the ones who feature in the memes all over! But, this doesn't mean that all of those falling under this category make it big in the future😆! This simply means they failed to learn the simplest art one ever encounters!😀

A clever few among us take this art to a completely new level, setting up impeccable standards! Never mess with such people, they possess the ability to excuse their way out of everything!

The beauty of this art is that it allows us to escape from precarious situations with utmost ease! An excuse does what even a knife can't on some occasions! We just have to fire the excuse at the apposite moment!

Making quality excuses is not as easy as it seems! Some excuses might backfire and make us stand at the receiving end within no time! Some might make us look dumb at times! 

For an average being, it requires years of tenacious and vigorous efforts to be able to come up with the right excuse at the right instant.

How on earth can we presume that the consequence of an excuse is always going to be fatal! Sometimes, this works as an elixir, a life saving potion. Subject to the condition that neither the one giving the excuse nor the one being presented are being harmed in any manner!

So, all of us together need to work upon this life saving art to ensure sublime escapes from intractable situations.

To ensure nobody faces the wrath of an angry masterji!😂

To ensure a safe escape from a road traffic officer.

To ensure an escape from chipmunks making every possible effort to run you out of your brains!

To ensure the happiness of being able to make a fool of someone without harming them.😆

Get up everyone, go out there, start making excuses, master this art!

Carry forward the legacy of our lazy ancestors! Aid the ubiquitous existence of this art!

But, do keep one thing in mind! For God's sake, stop giving those lame excuses just because you are too lazy to think of new ones! 😌

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